dear anonymous commenter from last blog post:
i agree.
now if only i could find someone to do all my homework, write my papers and take my exams, see my clients, take care of the 9485734985 animals at my house (did i mention that i rescued another cat? good job morgan. you needed another responsibility in your life. another PREGNANT responsibility.), clean my house, pay my bills, do my laundry (try to guess how many times i wear my jeans before i wash them), manage my money (did i also mention that i think now would be the perfect time for me to get involved in, say, an investment property? in my spare time, of course), cook my meals, dress me, shower me, accessorize me (like a doll -- also do my hair and my make up and paint my toenails)....if only i could find someone to do all those things, i would have time to do things like:
a. blog more
b. have sex more
c. sleep more
d. have a life more
maybe i need a flat morgan.
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Dear Morgan,
I would be happy to help you in anyway I can. Perhaps you could call me everyday you wear your jeans and I could keep a running tally of just how many times you have worn them. I can't help you manage your money but I could help spend it. I could come over once a week and pick out your outfits and label them for you. you never said it had to look good or match did you? i can't help with showering or laundry but I did hear it may rain this weekend..you could kill 2 birds with one stone. i could do your homework or exams..again you never said it had to be the right answers...so i am here to help. i think maybe your woman is the person to seek help from for the sex. i could blog for you but that would be pointless because its your blogs i enjoy reading. oh and i am not anoymous. i am tiff.
dearest morgan, i will be taking some things out of my very full schedule, in order to catch up on all of your blogness-your clever thoughts could keep my mind occupied for hours--if only i had a flat jenny. carol directed me to your "something alarming and gross" entry. i would comment there, but that was many months ago and you might not check it. i also, had buried in my psyche the deep darkness of the judgment house, to the the point that when carol asked me if i had ever been to 'one of those' I said no, i don't think so. then she began to describe it...holy crap, i was there with you! dear god, forgive me! i love watching your journey, if only in the blog world. all my love to you, precious girl.
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