Tuesday, June 27, 2006

false advertising

you know that show on tlc called "design on a dime," where they redecorate a room and the budget is $1000? well i don't think it takes any kind of special resourcefulness to redo a room with a thousand bucks. i could probably redo the entire east precinct with a thousand bucks.

a thousand bucks, i do not have.

what i need to know, is how to decorate a room with, say ten bucks. or five, even. maybe i just need tips on breaking and entering so i can loot other people's homes for shabby chic treasures.

i got this email today with little word play somethings or others, cleverisms, i don't know, and one of them was cashtration (v): the act of buying a house, which leaves one financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

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