let me preface this by saying that julie, to my extreme discontent and disgruntlement, gives mercy people food. mercy's favorite people food is watermelon.
this past weekend i bought a seedless yellow watermelon at the farmer's market. and it is up there with top 5 best watermelons i've ever had. so today, we are sitting on the couch watching a movie and eating pieces of watermelon. i take a piece out of the tupperware, and before i can even get it into my MOUTH, mercy leaps from her spot on the couch and SNATCHES IT OUT OF MY HAND.
morgan: GASP!!!
julie: jesus christ, you would think somebody just stole your virginity.
(just want to say, though, that i snatched the watermelon right out of her grubby little mouth, and i ate it. that little bitch.)
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