Tuesday, May 23, 2006

horror

i should have kept my mouth shut about mercy peeing on the bed because that was NOTHING compared to the latest.

she. had. diarrhea. all. over. the. bed.

it soaked through the duvet cover, the down comforter, the flat sheet, the fitted sheet, and into the mattress.

i've been performing pagan rituals to try and banish the smell of puppy diarrhea from the house.

i can't even talk about it anymore, it was so traumatic.

2 comments:

Lindsay C said...

MORGAN!! I am obssessed with you! [but not in the scary I'm looking in your window way right now way, but in the cyber stalker, blog-world way]. I've read your entire blog. twice. I LOVE it. You're too funny and are single-handedly the reason my co-workers think I am schizo because I randomly laugh out loud at various points in my day. Thanks for the window into your life, I thorougly enjoy it. [and ps Mercy is adorable!!!!]

Lindsay C said...

pps congrats on the house :-)