Saturday, April 01, 2006

have you ever heard of a foxhole prayer?

dear universe,

if you will grant me this one wish, i promise that i will faithfully back up my hard drive every 5 minutes.

please please PLEASE do not let my computer be fried forever and unfixable.

do not underestimate the urgency and importance of my request. my mental health is at stake, and i fear that even the cornucopia of drugs i rely on to maintain my sanity may not be enough to prevent the enormous emotional meltdown that will surely follow the loss of everything on my hard drive.

love,
morgan

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