weekend recap

here are some of my favorite parts of the weekend:

the part where julie and i got stuck in the back room of old navy, waiting to pick up my nieces, because there were tornadoes on every corner.

the part where my oldest niece (makinzie, 7) and julie's niece (olivia, 5) argued over whether the only bed in our house was mine or julie's. i held my breath, and they (miraculously) did not ask questions.

the part where 2 girls (ages 4 and 7), during the sleepover at aunt lezzy's house, wound up wearing negligees from victoria's secret and high heels. mom would be so proud.

the part where mercy threw up in her crate not once, not twice, but 9847923847298 times.

the part where julie and i listened to my youngest niece (jadelyn, 4) snore like she was 80 and had lung cancer. lucky for jadelyn, she just has sleep apnea and enlarged tonsils. did i say they were enlarged? i meant to say they are as big as my face.

the part where juie and i were up at 6:30 (in the MORNING), and between the 2 of us, had fed dogs in sylvan park, gone to the grocery store, made cinnamon rolls and bacon, fed the dog and 3 kids, dressed ourselves and 3 kids, fixed hair, wiped ass.....before 8:00 (in the MORNING). we have this mommy thing down no problem-o.

the part where i was the easter bunny and only made 2 kids cry.

the part where now i'm sick and feel like poopy, but julie is being my nursemaid.

ready for another week!