Tuesday, July 11, 2006

POOPIE

it smells like dog poop in the house but i can't figure out where it is coming from. i know for sure it has to be somewhere, because i haven't seen mercy shit since this morning, which was a long time ago when you are mercy's large intestines, which are really small intestines because she only weighs 5 pounds.

and in case you want to keep track: no, mercy is not housetrained yet. is she close to being housetrained? no not really. how long has she gone without an accident? about a day. how old is she? nearing 7 months. how many more milligrams of wellbutrin can i take in a day? that remains to be seen. it is a good thing that mercy and i aren't related by blood, because if my own children have this much difficulty learning to poop in the pot i am going to feel like i passed on some shit-ass (pun intended) genes.

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