Sunday, July 30, 2006

the theme for today is:

diarrhea.

we seem to be having a recurring problem with the poopy princess making stink happen on the ALL WHITE guest bed.

i know she is sick, and can't help it, and looks miserable like she wants to die, but for christ's sake. on the bed? more than one time?

oh, and plenty of times on the floor. got a little barefooted surprise, yes i did.

i was also exceedingly pleased that she shat on the quilt on our bed, which is dry clean only. because it is so cheap to dry clean a quilt.

and julie had the immense pleasure of mercy wiping her diarrhea covered ass across her jeans.

it doesn't smell that nice in here.

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